I was the soul of discretion in my last post about the Thanksgiving chaos at our house. I left out a whole issue. I’m talking about humping, yes humping.
ELBEE Again with the issues. And why is humping an “issue?”
Nicole, the middle daughter and the one who actually likes them, opened that door. She shared a photo that lit up Facebook.
THE DOODS We have mixed feelings about this. We admit that we’re partly proud but also just a little embarrassed. Is there no privacy? We’re also confused. Why is Riley so disinterested?
RILEY Hey, I’m old. I have better things to do…like sleep.
My son-in-law Jay commented that he recalled my “well trained Doodles” humping Nicole and was curious about why I hadn’t included that in my Thanksgiving post. He also wanted to know if they encouraged that sort of behavior in the hospital. Come to think of it, I don’t know UCLA policy on dog humping. I also wonder if this once again puts me out of the running for mother of the year.
This is the same son-in-law photo bombing his wife Danielle in this picture, although it could easily be her sister Jennifer. They look a lot alike and feel pretty much the same way about the Doods. Well, Danielle is a little more tolerant although she did say, and I quote, “They were trying to attack me.”
THE DOODS Are you kidding?” Attack” is not in our vocabulary. To be fair, we may have been trying to hump her.
If I’m going to be completely honest, I did have a major humping episode with Charley during the filming of I Love You Man. Charley was having a diva moment and was shutting down, tired from all of his “fan” interaction.
The assistant director asked permission to get him fired up. Do you see this photo? That’s what happened. No, we were not dancing.
CHARLEY Excuse me, but where is the appreciation for getting her on the gag reel?
